Best License Plate Award Nominee

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
02/11/2014 at 18:49 • Filed to: License plates

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As seen a few minutes ago on a new-ish black Z71 Tahoe with upgraded tires. This guy has it figured out.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 18:51

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I get it. NOW IFE (I feel Empowered), right?


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 18:51

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Still like this one

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Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 18:56

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I kept saying nowife as "knife" in Vinnie Jones voice.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 19:01

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I saw an all black C6 Z06 in San Antonio that said "0 KIDZ"


Kinja'd!!! I park in a garage > KB Garage
02/11/2014 at 19:09

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Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 19:27

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How about a Lamborghini Gallardo with "NO PHD"?


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 19:29

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Oh yeah, also just remembered seeing an Escalade EXT plated "SWAG"


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/11/2014 at 19:38

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Not bad. Make it happen.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
02/11/2014 at 19:39

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NO. I'm against all use of the word "swag". It's dumb.

Funny LP, but NO.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > EL_ULY
02/11/2014 at 19:42

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That reminds me, I was thinking of getting a custom stick figure family for the Jeep, but the hedgehog looks too weird and it'd be salt in the wound for my married-with-kids coworkers:

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > yamahog
02/11/2014 at 21:13

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Lol nice!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 21:17

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I like his priorities, haha.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Stef Schrader
02/11/2014 at 21:58

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And I do like those Z71 Tahoes.
Here's one for you. Congrats, it's available!!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 22:05

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Haha, that reminds me of this:

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I am the money pit, though. I just tell people that the Porsche is my kid.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Stef Schrader
02/11/2014 at 22:07

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You know what's REALLY funny?

I bought this shirt for myself and a few friends. We wear them when we go out together.

True story.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 22:10

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Winning at life.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Stef Schrader
02/11/2014 at 22:11

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Making every effort to do so, yes.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 22:15

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I just looked it up. "BALLS" is available. Hahahahahahahaaaaa.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Stef Schrader
02/11/2014 at 22:18

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HMMM.... That would be a fun plate!!

A comparable one for a female:


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PatBateman
02/11/2014 at 22:22

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I've been tinkering with this since I want the Texas flag plates SO bad: https://rts.texasonline.state.tx.us/NASApp/txdotrt…

"VW FTW" is apparently available. If I was registering the 944 for road use...HAHAHAHA.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Stef Schrader
02/11/2014 at 22:33

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I've been doing the same exact thing. Possibles if I get a CTS Vsport:

"BADLAC" (only available in the "'T' For Texas" series)

"CADDYV"

"DRAWE" (my favorite)